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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck

What is your girlfriend’s name

Stella
Stella is a simple girl who is quiet and shy but you will look in2 her eyes n everything is alright

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What is love? (by savthetiger)

wanjikimimila:

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What L word character are you?

Shane mccutcheon
you are shane mccutheon. you’re a chick magnet, you can get any girl you want and you know how to get around every thing. She’s L.A’s hottest player.

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What Kind Of Girls Do You Attract? (Guys And Lesbians Only)

Emo/Goth/Scene
You have so much in common with these girls and that can help you have a lasting relationship

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What Kind of Lesbian are You?

Femme
You’re girly at heart, and you don’t really care! There’s not much that can be said about you, you’re all your own.

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Let ME Create a story for YOU!

No Story!
Well that’s ok! God has some really cool plans for you and he loves you a whole lot! …wait… you do have a story. Once upon a time God created the heavens and the earth, he made man and women to be together. Sadly the devil tricked Adam and Eve into doing evil and were sinners in the sight of God. Thankfully God sent his son Jesus to die a painful death upon a cross nails in the hands and feet and 39 lashes with the whip and a spear through the side! FOR YOU! because God loves YOU! “Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.”—Jeremiah 1:5 If you think you have no story! Pfffft YOU’RE WRONG! :D GOD HAS SUCH GREAT PLANS FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO IMAGINE YOURSELF! He already has your husband/wife for you and he think you’re oh so amazing and he made you perfect in his image. If you don’t know Jesus, ask him to reveal himself to you. He’s amazing. John 3:16 for god so loved the world that he gave his only son, so that whoever will believe in him won’t parish but have everlasting life. He’s alive and he is real and he wants you to know him more :)

oh hey also check out this song;) —-> And this video tooo ;) ——-> (any sid roth stuff is pretty crazy, the stories are like “woah”)

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What should be your name?

Phoebe
You are dark and mysterious

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